A MOST RECENT CIA INTERCEPT
(I found it...well interesting )
Dear George, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.
"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man?
"Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.
"But, Son, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.
"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.
"So, yes, God does speak to you. What He is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "
Love as always,
Mom
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"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson
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OK, about my post you commented on, you said something like, 'about closing the borders and watching the economy go down the toilet more than it already is? And I am hoping that he [Bush] leaves office before he starts a war with venezuela.' Well so do I. As for closing the borders, he claims he's for that, but at the same time he wants to let 9 to 11 million illegals [THAT'S ILLEGALS mind you] stay in this country for 3 years...knowing that if they do they'll be sent back to the country they came from. Tell me, would you sign-up?
He has said [about Iran] that he will employ any measure [he didn't rule out an invasion] to keep them from having peaceful use of nuclear materials for power. Same as many countries around the world. Several years ago, the US GAVE that nasty communist country North Korea 2 nuclear breeder reactors so they would 'stop' their quest for nuclear weapons grade materials. If you've kept up with the news as of late, you know the Koreans are after that 'stuff' again. Which leads me to believe that unfortunately he might think of Venezuela because the darn leader there just isn't playing fair with Bush. But I hope not as there's lots of other countries not doing things 'his' way, so we'll have to wait and see.
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