I had thought of posting on the issue of the 3 stadium insanity, the bird pest, or the countdown to a possible Armageddon(no, not THAT one) but my inside sources heard this on their low band submariner interceptors. I thought this was much more current & important being as its from our #1 elected head.
Top 10 things overheard during George W. Bush's trip to Cancun

10-Feels great to get away after 3 straight weeks of work.
9--As President of the United States I pledge to do whatever is necessary
to help the Cancunians
8--Couldn't we have stayed home & gone to Chi-Chi's
7--Cozumel?, isn't that the chick I made Secretary Of State
6--When do I get too meet Zoro?
5--Holy crap! How did they move these pyramids from Egypt?
4--I'll have a non-alcoholic pina-colada..Just kidding...juice me up Pepe
3--Nafta, don't they make auto parts?
2--Secret service! he's chocking on a nacho!
#1 thing over heard on Bushs trip to Cancun---
Once you get a little buzz going my poll numbers don't look so bad!!!
courtesy David Letterman