If anyone has heard the news, or especially if you haven't, you will know that the MN Republican party finished its convention Saturday night. I wasn't able to attend nor was I invited. So I leave everyone with points that were most likely left off the planks of the platform. You had Mark Kennedy going as close to joining the independent party by claiming he's the best bi-partisan in D.C. and can turn things around(personally, I'd like to ask him what he's been doing during the time he's ALREADY been there). Our current Governor Tim Pawlenty, touting not increasing taxes(though he won a MN supreme court ruling for .75 a pk cigarette tax(oh, uh he calls it a fee, sorry)) and stadium funding tax.
Also, being a fair fellow, I'm letting you all know that the MN democratic party's convention is next weekend...
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Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

1. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

2. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

3. The United States should get out of the United Nations; our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

5. Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies ("that's old Europe") then expect their cooperation and money.

9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

11. A President lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A President lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business, nor are Dick Cheney's task
force discussions with energy industry our business either.

14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.

15. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the 1980s is irrelevant.
PS; pick your favorites. Mine are currently #'s 2 and 5.