I thought it was time to enlighten you bloggers again, so enjoy...
Politics Simplified: Explained in Simple "Two-Cow" Terms


Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one, but must give the other to your
neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and provides you
with milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the
milk.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one,
milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you
must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one
cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate (including large Educational Institutions!): You have two cows.
You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act
surprised when it drops dead.